|Real Name: Clarence Colton Jr.
Aliases: "the big green cheese"
"I'm just the Middle Man."
"You spilled the slime,
you clean the grime."
Polite, old fashioned, uniform
wearing, exotic problem solver that fights evil and
hates mad scientists trying to take over
the world (5)
Tools: Green Eisenhower
Jacket, BTRS (Beyond The Realm of Science) Scanner,
Middle-clothes, Middlewatch, assorted
Middle-vehicles (Middlemobile, Middleboat,
Middlesub, Middlejet, Middlehog), InterroDroids,
Fake ID's and lots of other Middle-gear.
Knowledge of aliens,
monsters, and androids but not magic, that can
memorize a crime scene at a glance and knows 18
Ex-Navy Seal that knows how to
stay dry and drinks four glasses of milk a day (4)
Church-going Fan of Westerns
and Country Music that swore an oath to
live clean and forsake vice (2)
- Lucky Shots: [ ] [ ] [ ]
|Aliases: Dub-Dub, Dubbie
"One coffee and milk, hold
the coffee for you, and
one coffee and milk, hold the milk for me."
"I'm gonna get my Buffy on."
Resourceful Temp & Expert X-Box Marksman with
the ability to defeat evil and deal with emo at the
same time (4)
Lighter, Middlewatch, Middlemobile 2, Middle-gear
and many Fake ID's
Struggling Painter of Abstract
Expressionist Renderings of Paranormal Phenomena that
has a Problem with Authority (3)
- Pilot that can fly any crate with wings and an
"I've got good news, bad news,
more bad news and worse news."
"I'm devoid of human
emotion and that made me wanna wince."
"I’m a double-click away from
making something go buh-bye."
- Cranky & Insulting Android
Receptionist at the Jolly
Fats Wehawkin Employment Agency stuck in the
from of a Domineering School Marm. (4)
- Likes watching the Price is Right despite
having all of the MSRP's programmed into her memory.
- Likes Paperwork and Origami (3)
- Keeping the MIddleman in weapons and gadgets is
her primary function and has connections to get
tickets anywhere, as long as the fate of the world
is at stake. (3)
|I got recruited the exact same way
you did. And when the last Middleman hired me,
he never said and I never asked. Ida was already
there; so were all the weapons and gadgets and
things. Sometimes a box comes in with more
weapons and gadgets and things. I don’t know
where they come from. They just do.
Maybe Ida runs the show, maybe it’s the
conspiracy. Maybe it’s God. I’m just
High Energy Yield Data Accumulation Resource
(referred to almost exclusively as the "HEYDAR
a "global analysis and information gathering device
capable of performing onboard evidence analysis as well as
universal intelligence searches across all data platforms
OR in simpler terms it's a big silver ball. It gives us
answers to things.
Bio-harmonic Universal Multi
Module Emotional Rerouter or BUMMER.
Other Villains from the Middle-Lore:
The Domino, a Lithuanian
super villain who attempted to knock buildings down
into one another.
The Fabulous Face, who
succeeded in replacing everyone in the White House
with evil twins.
- Dr. Solaris, who tried to taint the water
supply with a boredom toxin.