|Blue Raja, The
Real Name: Jeffrey
"I'm not Stabman, I'm not... Knifey-Boy.
I'm the Blue Raja."
"We weren't expecting to see you again so... Spoon!"
Real Name: Carole
Aliases: Baby Bowler
"Here comes Daddy."
"Well, when you go invisible... you can feel it."
"I am transparent. I am like the window.
I am see- through. I'm like Saran Wrap..."
Real Name: Roy
Aliases: Phoenix Dark, Dirk Steele, Dirk PhoenixQuote:
"Don't mess with the volcano, my man.
'Cause I... will go Pompeii on your... butt."
"Right now I'm kinda like a powder keg,
and you're the match."
(William H. Macy)
Real Name: Eddie
"We fight crime. Call it what you will."
"God gave me a gift. I shovel well.
I shovel very well."
"We are number one.
All others are number two, or lower."
"Pull my finger."
"S... B... D !"
"It all started when I was just thirteen years of age. One day, while walking with some friends, I accidentally cut the cheese. Well, in my adolescent awkwardness, I blamed it on an old gypsy woman who happened to be passing by. Big mistake! The gypsy woman placed a curse upon my head: Because I'd smelled it, she decreed I would forevermore be he who dealt it!"
Real Name: Dr. Arthur Heller
"My name's Heller. Say it with me... Heller."
Real Name: Lance Hunt
"Here in Champion City we still do
a fairly brisk trade... in justice."
"Gum Disease and Gingivitis can be a crime,
that's why I use Mighty Whitey;
I want my teeth to look... Amazing."
The MYSTERY MEN's
The Blue Raja's
Messerschmitt 3 wheeler
Rambler Station Wagon
22 foot "stretch" Corvette
"You see, I kill my own men."
|Tony P. and Tony C.|
(Eddie Izzard) & (Pras as Prakazrel Michel)
Real Names: Tony Pompadour
"Disco is NOT dead!
Disco is life!"