Who is... The League of Freedom ?



Keeping America Free... er !
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Season 2 debuts Feb. 16, 2017 on Crackle




Titanium Rex
()

Real Name: Rex of House Titanium
Secret Identity: Mel Gurman (deceased 1979)
Age: Very
Race: Subtopian from the Earth's core (first of his kind to reach the surface)
Quote:
"Hope you like the taste of titanium."
"I must be getting old."

Clichés:
  • Super Geriatric Guy (4)
    • Flight, Strength, Titan Vision & Magno-Hearing
    • Tools: Titanium Right Fist with Laser Finger and Arm Cannon
  • Lifetime Lady's Man Libido (3)
    • Frau Mantiss, Dr. Gizmo's wife, Dr. Devizo's wife, American Ranger's wife, Gloria, the "Gurman Girls" and many more...
  • Elderly Elder (2)
    • back pain, bladder issues, erectile dysfunction
    • Tools: "Boner" Pills
  • 1970's Fashion Photographer (3)
    • Tools: Glasses, Camera, Sequined Glove (to protect his shutter finger) and Diamond-Stitched Kerchiefs











Ringler
(Breckin Meyer)

Real Name: Courtney
Quote:
"Link the Rings!"
Clichés:
  • Black Saturn's new Sidekick / Personal Assistant (3)
  • Dimwitted Boyfriend to Portia Jones (3)
Black Saturn
()

Villain Alter-Ego: Mange, Prisoner 4976
Real Name: C.J. Wheelihan
Quote:
"Scourge of the Night... and Day too !"
"Somebody call Frodo, there is a new Lord of the Rings."
"Do something bad, so I can hit you."

Clichés:
  • Brooding & Bleak Dark Avenger that is unlucky at love (3)
    • Tools: Black leather costume, Saturn (throwing) Rings, grapple gun, blow darts with tranquilizing 1500cc of "Saturn Serum", DROID phone, fanny pack & Rocket Shoes
  • Spoiled Grown-Up Rich Kid (4)
    • Tools: $ 50,000 a week allowance & VIP Visa
  • Frisbee Golfer (1)
  • Millionaire Sex God with crack hair (1)
  • Sidekick: Murder Pig a pot-belied pig (3)
  • Sidekick: Bunsen the Butler (3)

Father: Cartwright Cliff Wheelihan
Mother: Jancy Wheeler-Wheelihan
               aka "Gurman Girl", Jan Carlisle aka Jancy Jones
evil little Brother: Dudley & his nanny, Veruschka






American Ranger
()

Age: 22 or 92
Quote:
"Susan B. Anthony that hurts !"
"I had to try... for America."

Clichés:
  • Red, White & Blue Winged Soldier of Freedom (4)
    • Wings for flight, an eagle eye for spotting trouble and a beacon of the American Dream also peeling potatoes
    • Tools: mechanical & retractable Metal Wings
  • 1940's Old-Fashioned WWII-era Throwback (3)
    • Recently recovered after 70 years frozen in a Time Tunnel
  • former Varsity College Cheer Master (2)
  • former Sidekick: Labrador of Liberty (3)
    • teeth of pure American freedom and a golden coat of amber waves of grain
  • former Sidekick: Kid Victory (3) - new Secr. of Defense
    • Proficient with a Sling Shot and Sewing Costumes


90 year old antique ex-wife, Gloria








Brad
aka The Credible Brad ?
()

Real Name: Brad
Age: 43
Quote:
"Don't get mad - get Brad !"


Clichés:
  • Super Strength & [9 foot] Stature (4)
    • Incredible strength, augmented musculature, invulnerability and superhuman lung capacity
    • Tools: Monthly Pink Super Serum by OptoCorp's Project BRAD
  • Big Pink Junkie Addict/Guinea Pig and amateur Chemist (4)
    • Taking one day at a time. While high.
    • Chemical tolerance that is off the charts
    • Tools: A highly organized combination of chemicals that allow his brain to see higher realms of order & meaning.
  • Erotic "therapeutic" Massage-e and Gambler (1)
  • Member of Eight Recovery Groups (1)






Cooch
()

Real Name: Coochie
Age: 5 in people years
Quote:
"You want some Cooch ?!?"
"I'ma cat."

Clichés:
  • Artificially Evolved [by the EVO-RAY] House-Feline (3)
    • Senses (especially smell), Speed at super-human levels, Parkour expert and extremely Agile
    • Tools: Razor Sharp Claws & Tail
  • Apocalyptic A.D.D. [attention deficit disorder] (4)
  • Investor in Pogs and Scratch-It Lottery Tickets (2)
  • Honorary Degree in "some sort of specialized study" from New Mexico State University (1)
    • Tools: glasses and "smart" helmet


former owner, Claudette, animal and newspaper hoarder that lives in a mobile home










Robobot
formerly JewBot, formerly Janice
()

Real Name: n/a
Age: 13 by manufacture date

Clichés:
  • 3 Billion Dollar Automaton, Team Accountant & Physician (4)
    • appendages that can turn into any tool
    • Tools: Power cord
  • Walking Calculator with Feelings (3)
    • Pondering what it means to be human
  • Holographic Projector (2)
    • Holographic Decoys of the team & built-in laugh soundtrack
  • Reform JewBot built & designed by Martha Goldstein (1)






Zenith
(Yvette Nicole Brown)

Real Name: Portia Jones
Quote:
"Who calls forth the hand of Zenith,
the Earth Mother?!"
Clichés:
  • Adored Multi-Media Powerhouse / Hollywood Insider (4)
    • Talkshow Host of "Talk in the Clouds" TV show
  • Wondrous Woman from the God's Realm (4)
    • Tools: Staff of Power
  • former Secretary of The League of Freedom (3)








and sometimes helped by...






Lex Lightning
()

Real Name: Lex Jones from Des Moines
Quote:
"I'm a bird !  I'm a plane !
I'm a guided missile of HATE !"
"O.M. God."

Clichés:
  • Newbie Half-Subtopian Super Girl (3)
    • Tools: Titanium Fist
  • Teen Titan-ium / League of Freedom Super Intern (2)
  • Adorkable Long Lost Daughter of Titanium Rex (3)
    • dates musicians and likes unicorns






Sergeant Agony

Clichés:
  • Military-Grade Accountant (4)
    • Tools: Clip Board, Eye Patch, Dog Tags and Helicopter
  • Drama Queen that hates the League of Freedom (4)












Omega Ted

Real Name: Theodore Omega
Fort Omega South Pole/Antarctic Fortress
original member of the League of Freedom

Omega Pets
Clichés: Augmented power pets (3)
  1. Ganky the Omega Mini-Horse
  2. Chet the Omega Dog
  3. Buster Nut the Omega Squirrel






the villains...




Groaner
()

Quote:
"This is a madhouse.  A madhouse !"
"Don't explain the gags."

Clichés:
  • World's Most Dangerous Evil Prop Comic (4)
    • Tools: Prop Gags, Groaner Gas & Gag Balloons
  • Black Saturn's Arch Nemesis (3)
  • Lucky Shots: [ ] [ ] [ ]


former member of The Injustice Club
former partner Flower Power (deceased)












Blue Menace


Clichés:
  • Cybernetic Cat-burgler with a weight problem (4)
    • Flight Jets, Strength, Grapplers, Lasers & Invisibility
    • Tools: 2000 pound Cybernetic Exo-Suit upgraded by Dr. Gizmo






Iron Brains

aka Iron Brain (incorrectly)
Real Name(s): Randy (left brain)
Quote:
"Flee the Iron Brain."


Clichés:
  • Two Brains are better than One - for bashing (4)
  • Iron Cybernetic Chassis (4)










Blazar
()

Quote:
"Bow, bow before Blazar !"

Clichés:
  • Alien with a cosmic-themed costume (5)
  • Space Biker (4)
    • Tools: Cosmic Hog
  • Inter-Galactic Powerlord (3)
    • Blazar Blasts






Bugula
()


Clichés:
  • Completely Reformed former Villain (2)
  • Demolitions Expert (3)
  • Chutney's best customer & bargain shopper (2)
  • Recovering Alcoholic & Devoted Dad (3)
    • Tools: 500 day AA chip, Ankle monitor & Mini-van










RoboDino
aka Prisoner 982
formerly Titanium Rex until court settlement with trademark office


Clichés:
  • A real Tyrannosaurus Rex with actual mechanical Titanium Arms, Tail and lower Jaw (4)
  • Refrigerator Rifleer (3)
  • Cat Fancier and Saltwater Fish Tank Artist (2)
  • Illiterate Villain (1)






Blood Moon
()


Clichés:
  • Rooftop Femme Fatale (4)
  • Black Widow (3)
    • Tools: Syringe with enough poison to kill an adult orangutan












Johnny Rabdo
()

aka little J.R., J.R. Jr.
Quote:
"Smells like Ream Spirit."
"Do whatever you Ream necessary."
"You think I'm running some kind of Ponzi Ream ?"
"I made all his Reams come true."
"1, 2, 3 !  Let's Ream !"
Live the American Ream."
"Sweet Reams."
"Ream me up, Scotty."

Clichés:
  • Super CrossFit Athlete / Ream Specialist (4)
    • Expert in all forms of Fitness
    • Tools: Electric Prod Rod
  • Super Spokesman for MuscleReam, Extreme Fitness Gym (3)
  • Injustice Club wannabe (1)






Ratapult
Quote:
"Face the spring-loaded power of Ratapult."

Clichés:
  • Spring-loaded Power-Pulter (3)

Quiplash

Clichés:
  • Electric Nano-whip Lasher (3)
  • Pithy Punster (1)












Dr. Devizo
()


Clichés:
  • Evil Mastermind Gadgeteer with unparalleled design sense that wants to re-engineer the world (5)
  • Impossible Prison Escape Artist [exactly 1 year to the day] (5)


former member of the League of Freedom







Ivan Whiff


Clichés:
  • Inventor of a Flying Battlesuit that doesn't have pockets [yet] (4)
    • $300,000 Diamond-woven Nano-Net
  • Billionaire Defense Contractor, Whiff Worldwide (4)









Frau Mantiss and a younger Titanium Rex
Frau Mantiss
()

Quote:
"I will drown the Earth with a sea of Aryan babies."

Clichés:
  • Preying Mantis with a hinged jaw & a taste for men (4)
    • Most voracious lover in nature that suffers from premature mastication
  • Blonde Aryan Assassin (4)
  • Shieldmates: Nazi-insect Army (6)






Mr. Skibumpers
(Jim Parsons)
 

Clichés:
  • Animated Wood Marionette (2)
  • Magical Trickster Imp (6)
    • Flying and Granting Magic Wishes
    • Tools: Magic Top Hat & Cane









A Heroic Struggle... to Live Together.



Last updated 3/30/2017.