The
Spectacular Squirrel is in fact mild-mannered Peter Bradley.
Peter grew up avidly reading comic books, roleplaying,
and watching all manner of television. He came to
idolize Spiderman. After all, his name was Peter,
too!
One
day, after realizing chemistry was not his forte', Peter
decided to try to re-create the infamous irradiated
spider experiment that gave Spiderman his powers.
Collecting a couple of house spiders, he made his way to
his high school where Radioactive
Man was giving a speech and a
demonstration. He decided to arrive extra early
once he heard Gamma
Girl V was supposed to show, she was quite the
babe (And around his age, too!), unfortunately all the
boys in school got the same idea.
Before the speech, the infamous Dr. Plutonium and
his teen daughter/sidekick, Neutrongirl, arch-nemesis (nemeses?
nemesi?) to Radioactive
Man attacked, throwing the auditorium into
total chaos, where Peter was knocked to the ground and
his matchbox of spiders stepped on (ouch)! Oh no,
what's a hero-wannabe to do? Through comic (or is
that cosmic?) coincidence, a nearby squirrel had seen
Peter's stash of pistachios (his favorite snack, he was
never without them!) and made a mad dash through the
radiation field to take them. Not seeing this,
Peter reached out to grab them when the squirrel (gasp!)
BIT HIM! Feeling quite nervous with the attack
going on, the squirrel bite, and the urgency to help Radioactive Man and
Gamma Girl out,
Peter promptly passed out.
Peter
woke up thinking he was dreaming, because Gamma Girl was
leaning over him looking concerned. “He’s coming
around dad!” he heard her say. Radioactive Man came
into view overhead and said, “You were very brave,
son. But you got a nasty bite for your trouble I’m
afraid. We’re going to have to watch that
carefully.” Gamma
Girl frowned and said, “It’s definitely hot,
the squirrel must have been irradiated.” as she finished
bandaging him and putting something away into her Atomic Lunchbox.
The
next few weeks, Peter got regular visits from the Deuterium Duo and
even got to visit their Nuclear Family at their
home. It was during these visits that Peter
discovered he had gained the powers of a common
squirrel! That was 12 years ago, and Peter has
since taken up photography and gone onto work for “The Chattanooga Companion”.
He has married and had a large family with his former
model wife, Jan. Finally, in true heroic form, he
has since assumed the mantle of THE SPECTACULAR SQUIRREL!,
defender of justice & protector of Reservoir Park.
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