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STATS: Secret ID:
Sex: MalePeter Bradley
Hgt: 5' 10" Wgt: 175# Hair: Brown Eyes: Blue Base of Operations: Reservoir Park Arch-Enemies:
N.U.T.T.S.
(Nasty Union of Thieving &
Terrorist Squirrels)
Shticks: Bitten by a radioactive
squirrel
Quirks: Nibbles on Pistachios
and a very twitchy furry tail |
artwork by Cindy Dukino
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EXTRAS: The Bradley Bunch Jan (wife) Greg, Marsha, Cindy & Bobby (twins) Gaming Buddies Byron, Raquel, Seven, Alice and Mat Squirrel Pals Tuffy, Klipper, Chippy, Fleck, Picket, Puffy, Rikki, Mancha, Cinnamon & Rizzo
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Quote: "Nuts!" Nicknames: Protector of Reservoir Park |
Squirrel Man
(sung to the tune of Spider Man) Squirrel-man, Squirrel-man, Does whatever a squirrel can Eats a nut, any size, Likes to eat pecan pies Look Out! Here comes the Squirrel-man. What's so wrong? Listen bud, He's been dragged thru the mud. Can he swing with arms spread? Sorry gals he is wed Hey, there There goes the Squirrel-man. In the thrill of fright In a suit full of grime Running from a dog's bite He arrives by tonite. Squirrel-man, Squirrel-man Friendly neighborhood Squirrel-man Health and game He's ignored Traction is his reward. To him, life is a great big clean up Whenever there's a throw up You'll find the Squirrel-man. |