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Kid Caboose, Johnny Republic, Fish Boy - Lost Prince of Atlantis, Arthur and Friendly Fire.

Lightning Mike, Bumblegum Boy, Jimmy T, Max, Sidecar Willy


Sidekicks hold a very special place in the MYSTERY MEN universe.  They are the second-class citizens to the main super-hero.  They always get lower billing on the marquee and generally get no respect.

Sidekick Membership Group
This year's Annual S.W.O.O.S.H. Convention has an ambitious agenda as the Sidekick Group will be voting on a proposed change of the title Sidekick.

Proposed Group Name Change:
  1. Apprentice
  2. Assistant Super-Hero
  3. Associate Super-Hero
  4. Combat Companion
  5. Co-Super
  6. Enforcement Assistant
  7. Junior Super Hero
  8. Heroic Partner
  9. Super-Significant Other

Sidekick's Tryouts:
A favorite event at every year's convention is the Sidekick Tryouts, where new & experienced Sidekicks can showoff their special talents to a group of interested super-heroes shopping for a new crimefighting companion.  Tickets are available to the general public.

There are 3 portions to the Sidekick Tryouts:
  • Swimsuit Competition
  • Question & Answer
  • Super Talent

    • The organizers of this event recommend bringing a towel.
    Plastic ponchos will be available for sale at the auditorium before the event.

    Potential Sidekicks currently signed up to audition:
    1. Boomerangboy
    2. Bullfrogboy
    3. Bus Boy
    4. Buzzboy
    5. Crater Kid
    6. Fanboy
    7. Game Boy
    8. Gap Girl
    9. Guitar Girl
    10. Latte Lass
    11. Lawn Lad
    12. Lego Lad
    13. Minnie Skirt
    14. Paperboy
    15. Pearl Girl
    16. Penny
    17. PenPal
    18. Radiogirl
    19. Riot Grrl
    20. Scooter Boy
    21. Scooter Gal
    22. Scooter Girl
    23. Scooter Kid
    24. Scooter Sally
    25. Scooter Scotty (dog)
    26. Super Scooter
    27. Tinker Tyke
    28. Trans Sister
    29. Vorp
    30. Watt Woman
    31. Wharf Rat
    Related Topics:
    Sidekicks Gone Bad
    • Kleen Kid - former Sidekick to Cleansing Agent that turned bad and became Litterlad.
    • Lighter Lad - former Sidekick that turned evil pyromaniac.  Used to work with Fireman.
    • Plate Girl - former Sidekick to Soap Bard that left the super biz to go into adult movies.

    Sidekick Insurance - be sure to have your super ask for the Sidekick Rider on his/her policy.
    Sidekick Suicide Hotline
    1-800-NO-KILL-I

    Sidekick Support Groups:
    • Adult Sidekick Support Group
    • Wonder Boy Support Group (for all the former Wonder Boy's that worked with Nocturne)
      • See Dr. Blink, Super Shrink
    Sidekick Hall of Fame

    Wonder Boy # 5 aka Mark Hogan

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    Last updated 10/10/2016.