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Membership Oaths:
[place your hand on top of a current Yellow Pages Book for <insert your local city here> and recite oath below] “I swear, that I will fight crime and oppose injustice in any form, at any hour and if I ever break this oath a brick should fall from a building of great height and chip a little chunk off of my skull and my brain gets exposed to the oxygen and I die.” "I swear to cherish and defend the honor of the league. In the face of danger, torture and even the hurling of our dismembered bodies into the deep void of space. By the eternal flame of Valhalla, we the mighty few, the divinely chosen, shall enjoy the exclusive fruits that belong to us and us alone. Our birthright, the glory and the spoils of our righteous victory over evil." (alternate oath) OR "Do you <insert name here> agree to only use your power for good- to fight for peace and freedom and to uphold the super-hero credo of truth, justice and integrity." (alternate, alternate oath) |
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